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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Get married

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izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

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twisteddoodles:

The hardest thing about getting older….

twisteddoodles:

The hardest thing about getting older….

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australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

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grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

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thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

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